A Life Lesson.

I take everything I do into careful consideration. (After all, don't we all have a reputation to uphold?)
Here is what I considered today:
Do not ever laugh while food is in your mouth. One of three things will happen:
           1. You will spew chunks all over everyone in your vicinity, including yourself.
           2. You will choke on the food that is in your mouth (and you may or may not have to grab the cup of water belonging to another person to swallow it down).
           3. You will lose all hope of being granted the title of "Worthy Table Partner".

Worst case scenario? All three will happen.

You can probably guess what my outcome was.

Oh well. Solitude may be a good thing for me.

                                                                                              Love, Beedubbs.