My Underwater City

Have you ever wondered what life would be like if we could breathe under water?
Not like mermaids...But like, us, in our natural bodies, just taking a little stroll on the ocean floor.

Don't you think that would be so awesome?

I mean the Earth is covered mostly with water, right? So Earth wouldn't overpopulate at the 12 billion mark like it's supposed to.

Then there's the fact that it's a lot cooler under those waves. (Sorry, the summer heat is killing me.)

Yes, there are sharks and such, but it's not like there aren't dangerous animals up here.

Plus, it would be pretty difficult to have territorial fights under water, what with that darling H2O making us sluggish.

And last, but not least, I heard water was the best way for someone to get fit.

As you can tell, I've really thought about this.


You're probably laughing at me right now, thinking I'm super crazy. But you'll see. You'll see when I become president of the underwater world I'm going to create. (TAXES NOT INCLUDED!)

Love, Beedubbs

The Worst Luck.

I consider myself to be an average sort of person.
I bleed as much as the next human.
But all too often, I am the victim of circumstance.

For example: What are the odds that I get stuck in an elevator, the same elevator that I have gotten stuck in once before two years ago, the same elevator that should never get stuck due to how important it is that it should keep functioning, the same elevator that has never gotten stuck in its history except that one unfortunate time said two years ago?

And how on earth does a maniac end up getting stuck in there with me?

Call me crazy, but it must be a conspiracy.

But, hey. At least I'm better off than some...

                                                             

   












                                                          Love, Beedubbs              

A Life Lesson.

I take everything I do into careful consideration. (After all, don't we all have a reputation to uphold?)
Here is what I considered today:
Do not ever laugh while food is in your mouth. One of three things will happen:
           1. You will spew chunks all over everyone in your vicinity, including yourself.
           2. You will choke on the food that is in your mouth (and you may or may not have to grab the cup of water belonging to another person to swallow it down).
           3. You will lose all hope of being granted the title of "Worthy Table Partner".

Worst case scenario? All three will happen.

You can probably guess what my outcome was.

Oh well. Solitude may be a good thing for me.

                                                                                              Love, Beedubbs.

An Explanation for the Slightly Confused.

You look at this blog and you think, "Wow, someone's conceded. They have just dedicated their whole blog to their own thoughts." (Or maybe you weren't thinking this...)

This is not the case.

As you can see, the blog is not only of my own thoughts. There are clearly three people mentioned in the title.

Me, myself, and I.

See? Three.

So before you pass this off as stupid, I suggest you think about something:

How many times do you get to read about three people who are thinking about the same random things? At the same time?

My guess: Not many.

So read on, my friends. For it is not often that you are permitted to dive deep into the mess of my mind to uncover my hidden thoughts.

Just ask me, myself and I. They know.